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New Study Confirms Cats Can’t Spread COVID-19, But Would If Given Option


A new study out of the University of Washington has left local pet owners with mixed emotions after scientists confirmed that their beloved pet cats cannot spread the COVID-19 virus, but definitely would knowingly and willingly do so if given the option.

“While previous studies confirmed that felines are susceptible to contracting COVID-19, their species apparently suffers no ill effects and does not present a risk as a disease vector. That being said, those little fuckers definitely would infect each and every one of you if they could,” said UW infectious disease researcher Herbert Grant. “We have witnessed common household cats exhibit unique behavior we believe is an attempt to deliberately spread contagion. Feline subjects were observed coughing onto their human’s toothbrushes, prolonging lapses in normal paw hygiene, and rushing out to greet delivery workers before showering their owners with what the cat wants you to believe is affection. The study’s conclusion was clear: Your cat wants you to contract COVID-19.”⁣

While the scientific community has come to a near consensus on feline attempts to spread the novel coronavirus, many faithful pet owners are completely and utterly unsurprised.

“Oh, this news doesn’t shock me in the slightest – this little asshole definitely wants me dead,” said Steven Gonzales, Fremont resident and cat owner. “At least once a week he walks between my legs just as I start walking down the stairs, trying to trip me so I break my neck. And I know this sounds crazy, but I woke up one night with my pillow over my face and I’m like 99% sure this little bastard was trying to smother me. Fucked-up little David Purr-kowtiz running around my house, I’m onto you, you little asshole. He does this cute thing when a bird shows up on TV, though … tries to catch it and shit. He’s alright. Seriously though, you should probably leave before nightfall. It’s not safe.”

Researchers were quick to reassure the public that while your cat’s ceaseless attempts to spread a highly infectious disease to you is certainly cause for concern, their actions are significantly less harmful than your average middle-aged woman with a Facebook account.

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.

We can feel lonely at times…


We can feel lonely at times, and all we have to hold onto, are fragments from our memories. Grasping them ever so tightly, and pressing them into our souls.

But know that this world needs you. It needs your light, your love. It needs the energy that you bring. You’re part of something bigger.

You matter.

When a person knows exactly what you’ve been through, promises to be different, and ends up doing the same shit.


When a person knows exactly what you’ve been through, promises to be different, and ends up doing the same shit.

I want…

When I listen to the tapes… I want to see her in school tomorrow. I want to eat Mike and Ike’s out of the box with her at the crestmont. I want to dance with her again, and kiss her… when I should have kissed her. But I can’t.

Sins of omission are far more dangerous…

Sins of omission are far more dangerous than sins of commission.

The past is all there is repeating over and over again, with new players of new times, hoping for a different outcome.

This complements the thinking that to turn ones back on your responsibility can be worse then the act itself. When we look at the impact of neglect and absence on the psych of a child, there can be no worst crime then to let it continue.


The unusual thing I have found are those whom are struggling with inner torment seem to falsely believe that they have gone unnoticed and it would be better to double down. What commonly is missed is they become more predictable the further from the path they walk and the more they repeat the same action.

what are you really trying to protect…

When you stop for a moment, truly let go of your ego, and ultimately get out of the way of yourself… most tend to find the things they don’t want to admit they are protecting are actually selfish and should be let go.

It’s those things that you don’t want to accept responsibility for that oftentimes the things holding you back from being who you are.